Move over Viagra, not now Cialis, <br />The rats are coming, the rat are coming, <br />The pesky critters, and horny ones too, <br />Are about to the males without pills, in plain English, to screw. <br />Erectile Dysfunction is big business in the pharmaceutical trap, <br />Now because of mice and men, we get exposed to the flap, <br />Of meese’s getting the pieces together without pills, <br />If men got the will, <br />'The best-laid plans of mice and men go oft awry.' <br />You can’t get it up for that special lay, no matter how you try, <br />To put away the blue pill and act like rat, <br />There is nothing wrong with that. <br /> <br />(11-3-2007)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/who-got-e-d-rats/
