In Heaven there is no beer <br />That's why we drink it here <br />And When we're gone from here <br />All our friends will be drinking all our beer <br />In Heaven there is no beer <br />Let's stay and Drink it here <br />And When our friends aren't here <br />We will be drinking all their beer <br /> <br />I have been at a number of palaces worldwide, <br />From Fontainbleu to Versailles, <br />From the Dodge Mansion at Meadowbrook <br />to the Grosse Pointe Ford Estate, <br />From gilded aged homes in Newport in Rhode Island state. <br />Which were on Bellevue, <br />which if you by chance go there, you shouldn’t miss you go through, <br />I even had been through the Doge Palace in Venice. <br />But the domicile that was on the web today is quite unique. <br />For it was covered with flattened empty cans of beer; <br />Somewhere in Texas here, <br />Houston as a matter of fact. <br />John Malkovich, ugh-, Milkosovich; <br />finished his castle with outdoor décor. <br />More than 50,000 cans of beer or more, <br />He did recycle in more ways than one, <br />After it was done, <br />He must have figured that the beer cans would make cheap siding, <br /> <br />But $400,000 and 7 years after it was sold, <br />The public can go through it, barring the use of metal detectors, <br />Alcohol will be not consumed on its premises, <br />They would ask for donations as you exit, <br />No Deposit, No Return policy would be in effect. <br /> <br />(3-8-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/in-heaven-there-is-no-beer-that-s-why-we-drink-it-here/
