Mary Ann did get LOST on a island with 6 other castaways, <br />But its on no account to the Skipper or Gilligan. <br />She did not crash on a plane but she high the day, <br />Mary Ann was indulging in Mary Jane, <br />The “roaches” were all over her car, <br />When she was busted, <br />Dawn Wells was very well-busted in fact-- after failing a sobriety test. <br />The 69 year old, little old lady from -DRIGGS, Idaho, not Pasadena, <br />Was put on probation after she had a paid a fine, <br />So the night will not set on Dawn after two years of being clean. <br />All in time. <br />Once a hippie always a hippie, it’s not that extraordinary, <br />The Spud Fest will go on. <br />Got any 'shrooms? <br />(My mom did dope, her first and only joint, when she was about 69,) <br />But she’d finally caught up to her contemporaries. <br /> <br />(3-12-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mary-ann-is-lost/
