The American Civil Liberties Union has another idea up their butt. <br />The ACLU claims that Public Restrooms, <br />Are place where people engage in sexual activity. <br />Never mind the romantic part of the situation, <br />Flushing the people out would violate their privacy. <br />Again how private they can be? <br />You can imagine all the flushes, the smell, <br />And auditory sense that your next stall neighbor had a bout with Taco Bell. <br />You can’t go in to a public restroom with merchandise in Wal-Mart. <br />If you have to go along I-696 to get your kicks, you would be smart, <br />To know you are breaking the law. <br />Cruisin’ for bruisin’ as far as AIDS is concerned, <br />So to the straight guys in life rather than the crooked ones, <br />Do not spread your legs in a wide stance in a stall, <br />Do not talk to your neighbor in a neighborly urinal, <br />Imagine what germs there would be, <br />As in a hospital, <br />We should all take lessons from the Charmin bears, <br />It is eventually to be crapping outdoors, and the ground to pee. <br /> <br />(1-18-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/who-s-stallin-now/
