On November twenty-third, <br />In Fayetteville, Arkansas, <br />It was apparent <br />In McDonald Land there a crime, <br />Was it committed by Ronald or Birdie the early Bird? <br /> <br />Philip Sherman left his cell phone while he dined the dinner that he could’ve missed, <br />Did the Fry Kids take it, <br />-the Happy Meal Gang or Grimace? <br />For Philip, he had nude photos of his wife, Tina, <br />-on camera phone that he hadn’t erased. <br /> <br />Could the bandit be the Hamburglar or Big Mac, <br />No he wasn’t attacked, <br />It was plain to see, <br />That he left his phone out of stupidity, <br />I wonder if a heart attack fell upon, <br />after viewing the pictures, Uncle O’Grimacy. <br />McNugget Buddies were looking at her nuggets, <br />But somewhere, someone took the phone, <br />- they have to be charged and booked. <br />Was it the Mayor McCheese or Captain Crook? <br />But now Philip and Tina, <br />Are suing McDonalds for someone had posted the pictures on the internet. <br />Tina has had her 15 minutes of fame, <br />not in her bare, <br />tell all book, <br />Without the book <br />-for the web surfers to look. <br />All because of this for leaving a cell phone? <br />The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, <br />embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home. <br />So it should be warning enough, <br />That your nude pictures stay at home, <br />Because out of your home, <br />-that your privacy is “exposed” when you’re in the buff. <br /> <br />(11-25-08)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/csi-mcdonald-land-or-a-game-of-clue-in-the-background-is-music-by-the-who-and-who-was-hated-by-a-dettloff-named-sue/
