You know Ken Copeland, Ben Hinn, and Joyce Meyer, <br />Paula White, Eddie Long, and Creflo Dollar, <br /> <br />But do you recall the most tele-evangelist of all, <br /> <br />Jim Bakker the house hold evangelist, <br />Had a very shinny nose, <br />And if you ever saw it, <br />When he was crying, <br />You would ever say it glows. <br /> <br />All of the evangelists <br />Used to laugh and call him names, <br />They never let poor Bakker <br />Join in tax evasion games. <br /> <br />Ten one foggy audit day <br />Oral Roberts came to say, <br />Peter get your cooked books out tonight, <br />Join Bakker in the tax fraud fight. (see Observation Jimmy the Geek) <br /> <br />Then all the evangelists loved him, <br />And they shouted with glee, <br />Jimmy and Tammy Bakker, <br />You'll go down in history. <br /> <br />(11-6-2007)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bakker-the-red-nosed-evangelist-sung-to-the-tune-rudolph-the-red-nose-reindeer/
