Sim Jae- Duck out did the US government and Joyce Meyers. <br />But to be fair he put out $1.6 million, <br />For a house that it shaped like a commode. <br />The US government paid $640 for a toilet seat in 1980’s, <br />And the tele-evangilist, Joyce Meyers, <br />Paid $23,000 for a real commode. <br />Sim’s 419 square meter home was a steal, <br />If you will, <br />Compared to 1/4 square meter, approximatly, to one toilet seat, <br />Or a 1 ½ square meter commode. <br />The price Sim paid could not be beat. <br />I often refer to the bathroom as my “library”. <br />Where I often read a periodical or the news. <br />Sim has named the building Haewooja: <br /> 'a place of sanctuary where one can solve one's worries'. <br />Problems if you are constipated? <br />Does Joyce read the Bible when she sits on the throne? <br />Did Jesus Juice make her inebriated? <br />The US taxpayers get stuck in the rear so to speak. <br />Expo had never featured a 23k anything, <br />Donald, Bill, a toilet, that is Joyce’s, they would not own. <br />Sim’s surround sound features music, <br />“bladder-relaxing music”. <br />In you do number 1 or 2, <br />It really doesn’t matter, <br />But if you do, do it in Joyce’s commode, <br />Within heaven’s gate you will abode. <br /> <br />(11-12-2007)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/is-that-a-full-house-or-a-royal-flush/
