Neil didn’t sing this song but Victoria Secret did, <br />Macrida Patterson claimed she was hit in the eye, <br />By a metallic piece missile that flew in the air where it didn’t belong, <br />It had been a decoration on underwear, <br />-a Victoria Secret’s thong. <br />So much for the bling, <br />Who wear something like metal in most sensitive part of the female body, <br />I can’t understand; <br />-does Fruit of Loom or Jockey have such a thing? <br />I bet Liberace had would have one, <br />Or Dennis Rodman, or Elton John, <br />I will predict that VS will settle out of court and quit selling the armor piercing thongs, <br />They will have to pay in excess of $10,000.00, <br />And will have to sell many a piece of underwear. <br />By the way, she’s 52, <br />-what is she doing with underwear called a “low-rise V-string”. <br /> <br />(6-19-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/thong-thong-blue/
