This time tomorrow <br />Reckon where I'll be <br />Down in some lonesome valley <br />Hangin' from a white oak tree (The Kingston Trio) <br /> <br />Kelly thought she was being cute, <br />Kelly thought she had made a funny, <br />Golf Central would not fire her, <br />As she is a woman, <br />Not being Rush, Imus, Jimmy the Greek Snyder, <br />They were men. <br />She is of course blonde, so is Caitlin Upton, <br />Maybe that explains the fact, <br />Golf Central would not fire her. <br />She stated that the only way the upcoming golfer would defeat Tiger Woods, <br />If they would beat him up, like Tonya Harding did to Nancy Kerrigan, <br />Further more they should 'lynch Tiger Woods in a back alley.' <br />If the KKK would have been paying her I would understand, <br />But if, not she could have been playing bedroom course, <br />She could have been playing on the course where there is easy “lay” on the turf, <br />She was a caddy to Arnold Palmer, <br />She could have kissed his balls while he ventured out the first ho’, <br />That would make his putter stand up. <br />Golf Central still would not fire her. <br /> <br />(1-13-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hang-down-your-head-kelly-tilghman/
