Been to Taco Bell or Taco Bueno lately for Super Bean Burrito? <br />Been lactose intolerant lately? <br />You forgot your Beano? <br />Do have the urge to pass a gaseous nebula from your (inner) space? <br />Do you feel like east Texas’s Natural Gas Supplier? <br /> <br />Never fear for recorded music is here. <br />You don’t have to hide your toots out of fear. <br />You can be in your library, <br />on your throne, <br />Listening to some better, <br />more harmonious music. <br /> <br />Get Toilet Tunes. <br /> <br />It’s kind of like MUZAK for your butt, <br />As you prepare sit down on your Koehler C3-200 heated seat, <br />You lift up seat the music turns on, <br />Vice-versa, <br /> <br />(After you’re done, you can select to tear your tissue away from the iCarta + toilet paper holder) <br /> <br />Latin, Jazz, Modern, Waves and Stream, <br />Talking about 'live-streaming' you guys, <br />you have to lift the lid totally up, <br />You may short the system out, <br />All of this for a minimal cost. <br />It costs $29.95 plus $9.95 for handling and shipping, <br />Making it about ten cents shy of 'farty' dollars. <br /> <br />(2-18-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/toot-toot-tootsie-good-bye-well-toot-toot-tootsie-goodbye-toot-toot-tootsie-don-t-cry/
