Buddy, a black lab, must’ve been a Dallas Cowboys fan, <br />He must’ve resented his owner shelling out $1800 for Super Bowl Tickets. <br />Buddy, he was not Leona Helmsley’s dog, not a silver spooned mutt, <br />He was an honest to God football fan, <br />That could bear the thought of Dallas being beaten again, <br />He wants New York Giants to beat New England Patriots kick them in their butt. <br />The courier slipped the tickets under the door per requested, <br />Buddy pounced on them like left tackle, <br />Chewed, mauled, ate them; they were partly ingested. <br />Vince Lombardi’s face disgraced, <br />By one dog, <br />Buddy spent the next two days and nights in the doghouse per se. <br />After the third day, <br />His owner forgave him and had his tickets replaced. <br />The Patriots have a lot of people and dogs rooting for the Giants, the underdogs, <br />So what if the Patriots are attempting to win their 4th super bowl in 7 years, <br />So what if the Patriots had a perfect regular season with 16 – 0, <br />So who knows? <br />Only God knows at this junction. <br />As long Janet Jackson doesn’t show up with a costume malfunction, <br />I shall keep you abreast of the situation; <br />Buddy’s owner will have a great time. <br />As for Buddy, Kibbles ‘n’ Bits and rawhide bone will do fine. <br /> <br />(2-3-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/those-damn-new-england-patriots-dedicated-to-pastor-rick-flynn/
