Ann Beam, you aren’t Kansas anymore, <br />-you’re Wheatland, Wisconsin, <br />You are singing the Winter Time Blues not Dust in the Wind, <br />A tornado struck your area and demolished your house, <br />On January 7,13 days after Christmas, <br />-everything was blown away even the mouse, <br />The Tivo was gone even the cable boxes and remotes went up in midair, <br />Time Warner Cable said--- they didn’t care, <br />And handed you a bill $2045.45, <br />You pleaded with them but your plea fell on deaf ears <br />-or brains that were dense. <br />So Time Warner Cable gave you and others a break, <br />For fearing the public relations would be disaster, <br />They upheld to common sense. <br />Direct and Dish would be happy to have you as customer thereafter, <br />But be careful if you borrow something, if it’s gone then it is your mistake. <br /> <br />(2-4-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-wizard-of-odd-aka-toto-i-don-t-think-we-are-in-kansas-anymore/
