Timothy Elliot are you daft, slow, <br />Or are you scoffer at the law? <br />You did know, <br />Not to be involved with gaming, <br />For you became felon, an outlaw. <br />You didn’t think twice buying the lottery ticket, <br />You didn’t think twice about violating your probation, <br />You didn’t think twice about robbing the bank with no gun, <br />Bob Dylan said it’s alright. <br />Yep, Jesse James, Al Capone, Dillinger, Bonnie and Clyde, <br />They would not have their marks if they hadn’t used guns, <br />Timothy I feel sorry that you did not hand the ticket to your family or friends, <br />Is it because that you don’t trust them, <br />Or that they are idiotic as you? <br />You should get together with the guy that had a $1,000,000 bill <br />(see observation Million Dollar Candy Bar) <br />Then you can you and he can swap stories <br />That would put DUMB AND DUMBER to shame. <br />You get to be nominated for the De-De-De Awards <br />Featured by Carlos Mencia, the two of you are to blame. <br />Ammended: <br />The court has ruled for to keep the money, <br />It is not funny, <br />Because violated your probation, <br />That caused a sensation. <br />Perhaps the judge, in this liberal state, was in fact the dummy. <br /> <br />(1-19-2008)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/timothy-are-a-de-de-de/
