Alexander D. Smith how dumb are you? <br />A million dollar bill, the US Mint hasn’t any. <br />You could have ten one hundred thousand bills <br />And be in as much trouble as you are now, <br />But at least you did what’s credible, <br />Not probable but possible, <br />Some say you had been daringly dumb, <br />I put you as just DUMB, <br />You have reached the age of 31, <br />I don’t how you did such feat, <br />You be better off passing Confederate Dollars, <br />They’d be authentic to say at least. <br />A million dollar candy bar is worth more than your fake, <br />You will be spending time in your cell for the forgery you had done, <br />Bad checks, counterfeit bills, you at least got your 15 minutes of fame, <br />By the time what you did gets told by someone. <br /> <br />(11-18-2007)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/million-dollar-candy-bar/