A rude practical April Fool’s Joke was played in December, <br />Using Christmas as a guise, this 17-year-old bonnie lass, <br />Sent a text message to her would be patsy, <br />He thought he would get a piece of ass. <br /> <br />The 31 year old male was all topsy-turvy, <br />Like a peacock strutting his thing for a Lexus in Peacock Blue, <br />(see Obervation The Name Lexus is for the Birds) <br />But he wasn’t gay, but he donned his apparel, his birthday suit. <br />He went butt-naked, where he would land in someone else’s property. <br /> <br />Lucky for him it is summer down there, <br />For he and the girl would have no loss, <br />I would like to visit New Zealand for the wild habitat and geophysical conditions that abound, <br />No seeing a stark naked man, who instead of mooning you, <br />Shows you his Southern Cross. <br /> <br />(12-21-2007)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/now-we-don-our-kiwi-non-apparel/
