Well, I should be sittin in an air conditioned office in a swivel chair <br />Talkin some trash to the secretaries <br />Sayin, here, now mama, come on over here. <br /> <br /> <br />Come summer the work gets kind a hard <br />This ain't no place to be if ya planned on being a star. <br />Let me tell you it's always cool <br />And the boss don't mind sometimes if ya act a fool. <br /> <br />Did a dentist named Dr. George Trusty could have done it? <br />Did dentist don the disco dance that put Brandy Fanning singin’ the blues? <br />Did the dentist know what has he done, his moves of body that do not quite fit, <br />His moves that would jeopardize his patients health as I heard today on the news? <br /> <br />Croce wouldn’t have done this, neither Rose Royce, <br />Kickin’ their songs about car washes, <br />But Trusty knew he had choice, <br />About doctoring the person in his chair, <br />About being serious, when you drill in to their mouth, <br />It is though he couldn’t care, <br />About his dentistry, may all his patient, beware. <br /> <br />He cracked a bit in nasal cavity, <br />He told her to sneeze, <br />He said something gone wrong, <br />She should blow out with ease. <br /> <br />NOT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! <br /> <br />It not snot! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! <br /> <br />May Brandy get more than 600k that is hers rightly so, <br />May you not have a dentist tell “It’s going to be alright if you blow”. <br /> <br />(11-4-2007)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/car-wash-blues/
