A V. I. P. from USA <br />came to Australia to stay. <br />He had been found to be disloyal <br />to Yankee Dubya, the Royal. <br /> <br />Bin Laden paid his first class fare, <br />he called the man his Papabear. <br />John Howard now was in a bind <br />but searched in vain his Aussie mind. <br /> <br />First Rumsey, then the black commander! <br />Enough to get the P.M.'s dander. <br />This fellow's heart was pretty sick <br />and he was known as Double Dick. <br /> <br />Politeness rules among old buddies, <br />though these were aging fuddy-duddies. <br />Thus, Howard offered lots of booze <br />when Cheney said 'let's hunt some 'roos.' <br /> <br />It was a thought whose time had come, <br />so off they went, took Bundy Rum. <br />John said to shoot at things that hopped. <br />And demonstrated....then he dropped.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dick-cheney-s-defection/
