In the city of Vladivostok <br />lived a KGB agent named Kok. <br />He would first count to ten <br />put his shirt on and then, <br />with great care put one foot in each sock. <br /> <br />In the Kremlin the boss is called Putin. <br />When he found his own party boss rootin' <br />he said communists are <br />not at all like the Czar, <br />there is nothing in life, highfallutin'. <br /> <br />Down in Capetown there lived a recluse <br />he was six foot and had a short fuse. <br />When the lion got out <br />he was nursing his gout. <br />And the lion ate both of his shoes. <br /> <br />In the Bunker said bride Eva Braun, <br />'Darling could you please button my gown? ' <br />Said the Fuehrer 'We Prussians <br />wear no gown for those Russians', <br />and he tore down her gown with a frown. <br /> <br />In the midst of a country's election <br />stood the candidate, deep in reflection. <br />When he thought he could win <br />he put on a big grin <br />then he suffered a whopping erection. <br /> <br />From the handsome and well-tended cave <br />which is home to the bold and the brave, <br />fell two drops to the ground <br />though with nary a sound; <br />it was really all caused by the shave. <br /> <br />When Dean Martin went for his last tipple <br />there was wind on the sea and a ripple, <br />through the booze deep in thought <br />but his eye soon was caught <br />by the sight of a Hollywood nipple. <br /> <br />Johnny Mathis was known for a phobia. <br />When he went to the country of Trobia, <br />he was drawn to a man <br />in the town's public can. <br />And the man said, 'remove, please your robe-ya? ' <br /> <br />A black fellow by name of Obama, <br />in cahoots with the Muslim Osama, <br />was sent money and guns <br />and a few thousand sons. <br />But Obama just wanted his Mama.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pre-election-limericks/
