Have you seen Ann, he asked, <br />or Rachel, Carol but not Ruth, <br />as I am Ruth, best known as Ruthie <br />the one who has it all and more, <br />the boobs to stop all men <br />in their own tracks, the legs <br />that made them pull up both, <br />like floppy eggs, and brains <br />yes she was well endowed <br />with cognitive malfeasance, <br />and hid her carnal leanings well, <br />who am I talking of you ask, <br />not of myself, of course, oh no, <br />it's one of us and we excel <br />in many disciplines, I knew you did, <br />and so did I, I wallowed in <br />the sea of androgens and scents <br />the one that comes to me from lovely gents.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/have-you-seen-ann/
