He had gone on a date with Miss Lilly, <br />with high hopes to make use of his Willie. <br />But the size of a toe <br />made Miss Lilly say NO, <br />'Twas the little toe, looking quite silly. <br /> <br />In the back of a beetle Vee Dub, <br />Mister Sorenson called her a cub. <br />She resented the term <br />'You can keep all your sperm, <br />and there won't be no rub-a-dub- dub.' <br /> <br />People wear too much make-up to hide <br />the true natue they harbour inside. <br />I'll advise you to be <br />what you wish them to see, <br />taking only yourself for a ride.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/three-limericks-for-my-friend-jerry-h/
