Mary B. could never come <br />tried for many hours, <br />took to drinking Bundy Rum <br />made from Sweetcane flowers. <br />Doctor told her to ingest <br />spoonfuls of Molasses. <br />Mary quickly got undressed <br />put on horn-rimmed glasses. <br />Did inject the gooey stuff <br />into her cantina, <br />used it wisely but enough <br />Palace of Athena. <br />Up she got to fetch her dress <br />going out for boozing, <br />left inside the lift a mess <br />something dark was oozing. <br />Moral of the story is <br />doctor gives prescription, <br />listen to me closely Ms., <br />could be he's Egyptian.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-egyptian-doctor/
