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Herbert Nehrlich - More Wombat News

2014-11-08 2 Dailymotion

There once was a Wombat so hairy <br />his hair matched the Magical Fairy, <br />so they took him away <br />in the light of the day <br />and placed his loghouse in the prairie. <br /> <br />The Canadian winds were of change <br />and at first little Hairy felt strange, <br />but it happened he caught <br />(and this made him distraught) <br />the Ontario Fulminant Mange. <br /> <br />So they called in the local Vet, <br />who took Hairy right home as a pet. <br />And each morning at three <br />this new pet had to pee <br />and he also did...yes, mate, you bet! <br /> <br />So the Vet read his books all again. <br />He could see how all critters and men <br />used a regular spot <br />to lay wursts and would not <br />mess their homes like a Rhode Island hen. <br /> <br />Ah, he found the solution at last, <br />they discovered this, back in the past, <br />every wombat and frog <br />does require a log <br />for the ritual called defecast. <br /> <br />So a log was procured and nailed down <br />and the wombat was given a gown, <br />so he could, when in need <br />and right after he peed <br />lay his pretzels on top. They were brown.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/more-wombat-news-2/

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