A chemist named Adrain Castor <br />was in matters of lipids the Master. <br />When he brought to a boil <br />heavy water and oil, <br />he himself ended up in disaster. <br /> <br />When she earned her diploma in Arts, <br />they applauded her obvious smarts. <br />She went home after that <br />where she sat down and shat <br />and created a gaggle of farts. <br /> <br />There once was a Vicar named Brecht, <br />the man's speech had tremendous effect. <br />A bit smaller than life <br />he was told by his wife: <br />You must keep little Willie erect. <br /> <br />With his penis in splendid erection <br />it was aimed at the lady's midsection, <br />she said hurry, my man <br />stick it in while you can. <br />And he valued her heartfelt affection.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/four-limericks-for-forty-four/
