A camel has exactly two <br />a dromedary one, <br />if dromedaries really flew <br />they'd fly toward the sun. <br />But camels never leave the ground <br />as gravity pulls hard <br />two humps therefore are also found <br />on Lady Hildegard. <br />She was the one who really did <br />up in that place called Eden <br />where Adam the great sinner hid <br />(he later moved to Sweden) . <br />She picked two apples from a tree <br />and God told her not to <br />he issued a harsh penalty <br />though Hilde said I've got to. <br />She meant that something deep inside <br />had stirred her female hormones <br />and with that fellow by her side <br />she'd felt her vermiform bones. <br />Red-handed, nude and somewhat wet <br />she stood and the creator <br />said you will carry this duet <br />from now until much later. <br />And so, she passed it on to all <br />two humps would be forever, <br />and Adam, well he had one ball <br />which made him somewhat clever <br />due to the fact that man's own brain <br />resides since God conceived it <br />down in his crotch where, in the main <br />all men later received it, <br />so in the spirit to be fair <br />God added one more quickly <br />so men would with the women share <br />two regions that were prickly. <br />Next time you see a camel Sir, <br />think way back to creation <br />the blame of course all rests with her <br />and too, with fornication.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lady-hildegard-and-humps/
