A lady named Natalie Green <br />slipped and fell on a Mexican bean. <br />Since her shirt was too short <br />she let out a brief snort <br />and then quickly departed the scene. <br /> <br />But the bean had been left on the ground, <br />where she stayed without making a sound. <br />Only Natalie Green <br />who departed the scene <br />had absconded and never was found. <br /> <br />You can see that it pays us to stay, <br />not give worry the time of the day. <br />Whether Natalie Green <br />or the Mexican bean <br />did get lucky, I really can't say.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/natalie-green/