Once stung a wiener pig will scratch its burning skin, <br />dispersing venom through lymphatics to subdue <br />all pains and itching caused by one small stinger pin, <br />yet moving arms will give all bees another clue. <br /> <br />They pounce in thousands, drawing pints of histamine <br />which leads to swelling and expansion all too soon, <br />and then, by order of her majesty the Queen, <br />a thousand stings create a living pork balloon. <br /> <br />And so it happened that the farmer's wife had thought <br />the swollen pig was ready for the coming sale, <br />and quickly washed and brushed and for much money bought, <br />makes this the end of one amusing piggy-tale.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pig-tail-tale/
