They huffed and they puffed and they brought the house down <br />then they rested with cig's in their bed, <br />on the Telly appeared the most pitiful clown <br />it was mostly her face and her head. <br />As was usual a rise was the hope of the day <br />but the one on the screen did distract, <br />would you kindly he said make that bitch go away <br />for the sake of another lewd act? <br />So she kicked with her boot at the plasma TV <br />to make Democrat demons depart <br />is that him dear or only the top of your knee.. <br />as she said it they both heard a fart. <br />It was Sarah who'd come to play comedy games <br />she was dressed in the skin of a moose, <br />the horizon showed Putin's log cabin in flames <br />in the air a Canadian goose. <br />Said the man let us wait for the weekend my dear <br />I shall get me some oysters and shrimp, <br />but the thought of those two.....will you get me a beer <br />it's those women that make a man limp.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/huffing/
