Some guys do tell terrible lies. <br />And some lies can be offered with fries. <br />I can usually tell <br />when a mademoiselle <br />is a fibber; it's all in the eyes. <br /> <br />Human nature is much like a fog. <br />You grow big from a pollywog. <br />Only fate can foresee <br />if you're going to be <br />a warthog or a frog or a dog. <br /> <br />Since we're now at the subject at hand <br />listen close and you WILL understand. <br />Do not tackle the shrew <br />it's his mission to screw <br />even Alice-in-Wonderland. <br /> <br />If you find among millions of sinners <br />in the masses of backstabbing grinners, <br />that one human who dares <br />and who loudly declares <br />only you, as your man and the winner, <br /> <br />then you are, as you probably gather <br />very lucky, my friend, and you slather <br />endless love onto her <br />and a coat of wild fur..... <br />as you babble and gabble and blather.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/september-limericks/
