I was told by a <br />girl in Beirut to <br />beware of the heat <br />when I go on my cruise <br />down the Nile. <br />“It will be hotter <br />than England”, she said <br />“For Egypt is ninety-per-cent <br />Saharan desert and sand”. <br />“Tell your wife to take her bikini”.<br /><br />Pete Crowther<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/travel-tips/