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Aram Stefanian - Crank bugs

2014-11-09 26 Dailymotion

Billy had a weird dream that he was inside a flying saucer <br />A colony of giant monstrous bugs surrounded him, ready to attack <br />He tried desperately to step back from them, like a tap dancer <br />As they finally grabbed him and started to tickle, Billy let out a yock <br />He woke up in a cold sweat, feeling severe itching under his skin <br />Billy was scratching his body until it bled, the night was real hell <br />When he looked in the mirror, he saw a hell of a bloody mess, and gave in <br />A little shot in the arm and he was fast asleep, missing the doorbell <br />Billy never realized that right after taking an O.D., he bit the dust <br />When his girlfriend broke down the door, she hastily called 911 <br />''The guy had crank bugs, our relationship was a bust, '' <br />She explained to the ossifer, ''He was cartooning, and bought the big one''<br /><br />Aram Stefanian<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/crank-bugs/

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