My flatulence chronic <br />Had me seeking the proper tonic. <br />It was sooo demonic. <br />I seemed to be hypersonic! <br />My diet was purged of any legume. <br />Otherwise, I would clear the room! <br />I was in such a state of gloom <br />Because of the odorous perfume! <br />My family relations <br />Suffered because of the vibrations. <br />The police even issued citations! <br />Imagine the frustrations! <br />I sought the power of prayer, <br />But it was still there! <br />For permanent isolation I started to prepare. <br />I declare, such despair! <br />I was about to move to the remote Hindu Kush. <br />For such drastic action others did push! <br />Then, I discovered the cause of my micro burst tush. <br />I was listenening too much to George W. Bush!<br /><br />Hubert Wilson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/frequent-alternate-responsive-therapy/
