Better not cross the Dick$ter! <br />Aimin' fer ya mister! <br />No releasin' Cheney and Abramoff pitchers! <br />Gunnin' fer ya with his double-barrel strictures? <br /> <br />Be quiet 'bout that undisclosed location! <br />Absolutely no questions 'bout Halliburton Corporation! <br />Nary a word 'bout his weapons of mass destruction! <br />Goin' to make ya a lead introduction? <br /> <br />Hell bent fer quail! <br />Except the Dick$ter's eyesight has begun to fail? <br /> <br />South Texas attorney <br />Harry almost went on his last journey! <br />Obviously the Dick$ter was a little nervious! <br />Tried too hard to do a Texas public service? <br /> <br />He ain't no Brokeback Mountain cowboy! <br />If' ya annoy - <br />Make ready fer yer own funeral to soon enjoy? <br /> <br />Doin' those fancy trick shots <br />Only gives his'n huntin' buddies stomach knots! <br />Will the Dick$ter think it's a personal slight? <br />Now he's the lead story on the Smoking Gun website? <br /> <br />With special thanks to Cher.<br /><br />Hubert Wilson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/deadeye-dick-ter/
