Texas Governor 'Good Hair' - <br />Not much under there? <br />Four more years in the Governor's chair - <br />Texas ain't got a prayer? <br />This good-lookin' more hair sham - <br />Has got Texas in a real jam? <br />May be pleasantly hirsute - <br />But is just an empty idea suit? <br />His vision thing - <br />Has a hollow ring? <br />Texas leader - <br />Thinks like a fence post of cedar? <br />His self-proclaimed compassion - <br />Applies only to his tonsorial fashion? <br />Public plan on education - <br />Just an aberration? <br />Taxes really rising - <br />Not surprising? <br />Low cost insured care - <br />Not in Texas anywhere? <br />Border with slow motion invasion - <br />Forget the next cometology occasion? <br />Lobbyists run amuck - <br />Texans sure are - - stuck? <br />Most Texans will die with their boots on - <br />That's all they'll soon own? <br />As for Ricky 'Good Hair' - <br />He's just not being square? <br />God help the Great Lone Star State - <br />Only Kinky can save us from this bad hair fate!<br /><br />Hubert Wilson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/texas-hair-scare/
