How'n to dealt'd with'n that pesky press? <br />All be it a reel mess? <br />Pointin' that shotgun the rong way? <br />Pret' near kilt'd the rong pray? <br />Incensin' the V-P so? <br />Needin' still't 'nother drank to eas'n hiz'n woe? <br />Excitin' old Harry two - just a bit? <br />Seems like'n hiz'n heart darn't near quit? <br />Secret Service rush't to protect the Dick$ter? <br /> <br />Instantly like a Texas twizter? <br />Seems they'n fergot 'bout old Harry? <br /> <br />All shot up like'n a Western movie so skary? <br /> <br />W wazn't ast what to do? <br />Already a fightin' a vicious pretsel he was'n a tryin' to chew? <br />Relaxin' over still't 'nother drank? <br />Musin' as Bourbon and Jack help't the Dick$ter thank? <br /> <br />Sorry fer old Harry, the shootee? <br />Heck no - the Dick$ter a thankin' he waz a fixin' to flea? <br />Or, make old Harry apologize? <br />Tain't near brought a tear to the Dick$ter's bloodshot eye? <br />Got and went a talkin' to that Hume feller 'nstead? <br />Until't old Harry to the Dick$ter said - <br />No excusin' fer the pain to Dick$ter he'n spread? <br /> <br />Fer the best'n huntin' buddies ever: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and the Walker brothers - Hiram and Johnny!<br /><br />Hubert Wilson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/saga-of-harry-and-the-dick-ter/
