Really only workin' both sides of the commitment fence! <br />Implausible prevaricatin' pretense. <br />Cahoots secretly with Elsa Murano. <br />Kinda like a double crossin' Aggie 'Soprano'. <br />Yep, ol' Eddie Joe had to go! <br /> <br />Pretty Boy was all aglow! <br />Excited about havin' his name on the Ag Life Science Buildin'. <br />Regurgitatin' still again deceivin' verbal gildin'. <br />Riled across Aggieland as they began to chant - <br />Yieldin' to his name only on an animal waste treatment plant!<br /><br />Hubert Wilson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-pretty-and-the-stink/
