Remembering fellow alumnus Dennis Rodman. You learned so well from your predecessors, Roger and Dave. <br /> <br />Roger and Dave, of all the Epsilon-Theta brothers, <br />Raunchier by far than all the others! <br />Always in devious competition <br />Was their individual mission. <br />Roger, the epitome of Little Dixie hanky panky. <br />Dave, the not to be outdone upstate New York yankee. <br />Both were classic partying football players, <br />And the ultimate in mischief purveyors. <br />Cruising in Roger's vintage black Cadillac sedan, <br />Roguery was always their plan. <br />Transporting beer kegs to our beach party in a hearse! <br />Their antics grew steadily worse! <br />Once even tape recording each other's amorous activities! <br />Not much in the way of sensitivities. <br />One late night at the diner Eat 'n Ease, <br />The kind of place that even the paper napkins were reused and had fleas, <br />Roger challenged Dave to bed a local hooker! <br />She was clearly no looker! <br />Nothing about to brag. <br />Rumored to carry her own head size paper bag! <br />Dave to her made no pretense. <br />Telling her that he was almost broke with only fifty cents! <br />Taking Dave's money down to his last nickel. <br />Quickly into the diner storeroom - she was not fickle! <br />Roger was stunned! <br />By Dave he was finally outdone? <br />Dave never let Roger forget <br />His winning their unusual bet! <br />Roger's ego was flatter than a road kill cat. <br />For with his fifty cents she purchased Dave fries to go with THAT!<br /><br />Hubert Wilson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/roger-dave-and-the-fifty-cent-piece/
