There was a young man from Tangiers, <br />Who loved to tease all the queers <br />He rolled a sock in his pants <br />And he learned how to prance <br />Till, fooling himself, he became one of the dears<br /><br />Dennis Lambert<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/there-was-a-young-man-from-tangiers-limerick/