At 46: 78 local time, <br />The spaceship descended upon the rocky terrain, <br />Of the planet Udalvankabaddah, <br />The recorded atmosphere was vere high pressure, <br />With a startlingly low amount of gravity, <br />There are very few living things on Udalvankabaddah, <br />Except a small village on the eastern side, <br />Consisting of thirteen inbred locals, <br />And a cross between a dachtshund and a yeti, <br />We crossed the planet at a mechodic pace, <br />Being careful to record notes on anything of interest, <br />Along the way we regarded what has become, <br />The Udalvankabaddah Beetle, <br />A small horned beetle with suprisingly acidic urine, <br />When we arrived at the village now called, <br />Udalvankabaddah City, <br />On of the members of the spaceship crew was, <br />Maulled to death by the dachtshund thing, <br />Now known as a Udalvankabaddah Snowman, <br />The locals were all very friendly and pointed us, <br />With their seven arms to the nearest supply of petrol, <br />We stopped off and bought chocolate bars and chips, <br />At the Pan Galactic Petrol Station, <br />The Udalvankabaddah station had fallen into disrepair, <br />Due to the fact there were only thirteen human residents, <br />And none of them owned anything that ran on petrol, <br />We headed back to the spaceship, <br />However on the way we encounted a small cat, <br />With the head of a sultana, <br />We have named this strange species, <br />The Udalvankabaddah Sultana Headed Cat, <br />Soon our spaceship was in the air and at, <br />-30: 23 local time we left for good, <br />The atmosphere of the planet Udalvankabaddah.<br /><br />Nick Hilton<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/tales-from-another-galaxy-part-1/
