Medical Problems <br />Said 400 pound Joan McSphear: <br /> 'It's hormonal stunts I fear here! ' <br />Then she ate 300 quail,12 rhinos, one whale <br /> and made tides with a lakeload of beer! <br /> <br />Music of the Spheres <br /> Said the astonaut Barney Bizarres <br /> as he took his guitars up to Mars: <br /> 'The music I'll make will make the spheres shake! ' <br />-But all the hydro up there sparks the stars! <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Pink Snakes <br /> A man in Frying Pan, Manitoba, <br />used liquor to soothe his pet cobra. <br />When the snake took a break and drank lime tea with cake <br /> it was the man who had shakes- <br />for a cobra's a danger when sobra <br /> <br />No Rush <br />A procrastinator, let's call him Glenn, <br />once determined to then ply his pen; <br />but the verse he would crank found the impetus sank- <br />and the last line went blank, blank and blank. <br /> <br />Up in the Morning <br />A scoutmaster had new recruits. <br />He reduced them to their birthday suits. <br />He took off their pants. They picnic-ed in France- <br />ants bite, scoutmasters give...toots!<br /><br />Glenn Bagshaw<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/medical-problems/
