Jeny owns a little brown dog, as cute as cute can be <br />But don't be in the vicinity when he begins to pee <br />He'd put grown men to shame, a fire hose looks small-fry <br />When he cocks his tiny leg, and lets his waters fly <br /> <br />Such a dainty dog you'd think would just produce a drizzle <br />From his part chihuahua, part something else, pint sized wizzle <br />But once the spigot opens to relieve the pressure in his urinary sac <br />The megalitres dammed inside are rapidly unpacked <br /> <br />A microclimate is propagated, its chief feature a monsoon <br />A puddle was predicted, not a fathoms deep lagoon <br />And that is why we have christened him with an intention fond <br />Our super peeing hero's bone shaped tag proudly displays 'Big Pond' <br /> <br />(Sydney, Australia - 2011)<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-storm-in-a-teacup-humour/
