Princess <br />drunk as a skunk <br /> <br />falls flat <br />on her face <br /> <br />on the bare bed <br />(unmade) <br /> <br />not a sheet not a pillowcase <br />not even a coverlet <br /> <br />just mattress. <br /> <br />Feels an urgent <br />need to pee <br /> <br />soliloquises with <br />herself. <br /> <br />'To pee(hee hee) <br />or(hee hee) not to pee <br /> <br />ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaahh <br />...forget it! ' <br /> <br />Wees and wets <br />herself. <br /> <br />Only realises <br />her position <br /> <br />come morning <br /> <br />well...hung...over. <br /> <br />She(OW!) thinks what happened <br />to the fairy tale. <br /> <br />Pulls the bell pull <br />lying in a pool <br /> <br />of her own <br />urine. <br /> <br />'You rang, Mam? ' <br />a slimy servant enquires <br /> <br />holding his nose <br />& looking up her dress. <br /> <br />Takes a quick <br />Pic <br /> <br />on his mobile phone <br /> <br />and then posts it <br />on the Internet. <br /> <br />Moral? <br /> <br />Princesses who get pissed <br />should suffer the consequences.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/princess-and-the-pee-for-my-old-pal-al/
