Her last 3 blind dates <br />were not a success. <br /> <br />The Vampire was a pain in the neck. <br /> <br />The Zombie went wild 'bout her <br />told her she was good enough to eat. <br /> <br />The Werewolf just howled. <br /> <br />Lucky for her <br />she had been in the Ghoul Guides <br /> <br />and learned how to undo a Gordian knot <br />by just slashing through it. <br /> <br />Now the lot at this Disco <br />were just a lot of Mummy boys <br /> <br />all dirty bandages <br />and slow movers. <br /> <br />If that was any indication <br />of what was out there <br /> <br />she was sorry now she had broken up <br />with the Frankenstein Monster.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/love-is-blind-for-my-old-pal-al/
