I used to be <br />in the Girl Guides <br /> <br />but I was thrown out <br />when it was found out <br /> <br />...I was a boy! <br /> <br />I mean...why? <br /> <br />I had the girls tied up <br />in knots of laugter <br /> <br />& always won the contest to see <br />who could pee the furtherest!<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/childhood-traumas-for-my-old-pal-al/
