If mice were the size <br />of kangaroos <br /> <br />& kangaroos the size <br />of mice <br /> <br />you would just gasp <br />& stammer: 'Here mate...' <br /> <br />'Just...just...take the bloody cheese <br />but don't hurt me please! ' <br /> <br />'I'm allergic <br />to pain! ' <br />you would explain <br /> <br />as he cleared out your fridge <br />before hopping it. <br /> <br />Then you would go get & set <br />the nastiest trap to catch <br /> <br />those annoying little kangaroos who <br />keep you awake <br /> <br />all the night <br />long. <br /> <br />******* <br /> <br />A MOUSE OR A MAN <br /> <br />I, a wee timrous beastie <br />when confronted by yon monstrous mousie!<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-mice-were-the-size-of-kangaroos-for-my-old-pal-al/
