When I grow up I'd like to be <br />As tough as my own Dad <br />He always gives my mum a slap <br />Whenever she's been bad <br /> <br />When I grow up I'd like to be <br />As nice as Uncle Billy <br />He gives me money now and then <br />And lets me hold his willy <br /> <br />When I grow up I'd like to be <br />As rich as Cousin Kent <br />He charges men to screw his wife <br />And gives her ten per cent. <br /> <br />When I grow up I'd like to be <br />As kind as Grampa Jim <br />He babysits my sister Sue <br />And lets her sleep with him. <br /> <br />When I grow up I'd like to be <br />As nice as Auntie Jean <br />She takes me in the bath with her <br />And sucks my peepee clean. <br /> <br />When I grow up I'd like to teach <br />Just like my Uncle Benny <br />He lets me stay and watch when he <br />Has fun with Auntie Jenny <br /> <br />When I grow up I know my kids <br />Will always love me true <br />But if they don't I'll be like Dad <br />And beat them black and blue<br /><br />James James<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/family-ties-5/
