This is Guildfordian <br />sunshine <br /> <br />circa <br />1969. <br /> <br />Mrs. Beatrix Park <br />is to undergo her <br /> <br />driving test. <br /> <br />“Now...accelerator... <br />...clutch...oooops! ” <br /> <br />Car ends up <br />in the River Wey. <br /> <br />Both examiner & her <br />rescued <br /> <br />after climbing <br />on the roof. <br /> <br />Examiner sent home <br />in state of shock. <br /> <br />Mrs. Park <br />inquiring whether <br />she...passed? <br /> <br />“We can not say <br />until we have seen <br /> <br />the examiner’s <br />report.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-examiner-s-report/