Frito-Lay had publicity today. <br />The American potato chip icon, or as termed over pond, crisps, <br />Found its way, <br />To the AOL website. <br />An apparent domestic issue that the police were summoned to, <br />Had ‘Cheetos’ involved in this situation? <br />James Earl Taylor,40, and Mary Childers,44, were caught battling each other with- <br />-corn puffs? <br />Did Chester the Cheetah have something to do with instigating this confrontation? <br />According to police reports the suspects were caught ‘orange fingered’, <br />-not ‘red handed’. <br />I wonder if ‘Pringles’, ‘Bugles’ or Chicharrón would have this problem. <br />Mr. Peanut would not get himself to this mess because he was not ‘nuts’, <br />-he would say. <br />Lahoma Sue Smith,36, had a thing for corn chips. <br />She must have become hooked when she saw Jay Leno, and later Steven Colbert, <br />Hawk ‘Doritos’ on TV shows or ads. <br />When the Frito-Lay driver had no cash, <br />She would have sex with him for ‘Doritos’ that were in his company truck, <br />-his ‘stash’. <br />She would take them all for the pleasing of his gonads. <br />It amounted to $30.00 give or take. <br />But the undercover police would have their say what they saw. <br />They busted Lahoma but not the ‘john’, <br />Equal justice under the law? <br />A fine Utopian law. <br />Anyway, when it was all done, <br />- Lahoma was fined $1,242.00 I guess this will cure her appetite for junk food. <br />(That would about +/-414 bags of ‘Doritos’) <br />Frito-Lay could have not thought of better advertisement. <br />And it was For Free! <br />Frito-Lays advertisement slogan holds; “I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One”. <br /> <br />6-30-09<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-bet-you-can-t-eat-just-one/
