I need no eyeglasses to see what you got in your trunk <br />Lord have mercy! A big beautiful badonkadonk <br />The way you shake it so bootylicious <br />More bounce to the ounce and so damned delicious <br /> <br />That backside is off the chain and banging <br />You've got a brother's pants sagging <br />I want to worship your tantalizing rump <br />Push that thing up on me and let me feel that bump <br /> <br />You've got a gorgeous bubble <br />I better take care before I get my butt into trouble <br />That big beautiful bottom <br />Those jeans you wear must be custom <br /> <br />Like a terrorist I'd hold your bottom for ransom <br />It looks good enough to be on a hip-hop album <br />I want to play on your bum like a drum <br />I'm begging you please O' please give me some <br /> <br />You got me drooling like a dumdum <br />Just a sneak peak and I'll take you to Belgium <br />Just a squeeze and I'll jump any chasm <br />Nice, round, sweet, and simply awesome <br /> <br />Let me planted a seed and see if it will blossom <br />So much bass I'd never suffer from boredom <br />I'd like to make a cast and wear it as an emblem <br />I would lay on it from spring to autumn <br /> <br />Looking at it makes my groin spasm <br />I'd promote your bottom to saint Dom <br />I'd cuddly up with it and never be lonesome <br />I want to tear you up something fearsome <br /> <br />That thick booty makes my body go numb <br />The way it moves with so much rhythm <br />I would handle that booty like a hoodlum <br />That bumper is headed straight for stardom<br /><br />Wilfred Mellers<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ode-to-your-ghetto-booty/