Ah! Sun’s warm! Need a dip. <br />Rockin the wood sloppy ol dick. <br />swagger a pay? He won’t click! <br /> <br />Oh run over here, natty nick! <br />Do something, you ol prick! <br />Today too, ya callin in sick? <br /> <br />If ya cannot do that trick. <br />At least, give it a surely lick. <br />Or try and oil, that damn wick! <br /> <br />Hold a spoon steady at my Lip. <br />Soups been ready for the sip. <br />Oh heavens! At least a nip. <br /> <br />Shuffles to bed, jiggling paunch. <br />Hick some garbled sleazy raunch. <br />Before I know, down on a haunch. <br /> <br />Hardly stirred in gapping slumber. <br />Slick new spin to cool as cucumber. <br />Heave O’ho! watch out lo! Timber… <br /> <br />(Islamabad) <br />(Monday, July 13,2009)<br /><br />saadat tahir<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/heave-o-ho-funny-ol-joe/
