Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam.. <br />Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today: <br />That tastelessly named flu’s got her <br />(She forgot to wash her front trotter…) so <br />Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today.. <br /> <br />Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam.. <br />Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today: <br />It’s a swine of a stroke of bad luck: <br />Her eyelashes, she sneezed them unstuck… so <br />Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today… <br /> <br />Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam.. <br />Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today: <br />She’s all pink from her snout to her face; <br />Her mascara’s all over the place… so <br />Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today.. <br /> <br />Why not try the lamb today, madam…?<br /><br />Michael Shepherd<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/miss-piggy-regrets/
